*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
(Source: devoures, via whoredinarygirl)
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
(Source: wartortles, via whoredinarygirl)
"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"
"we’re gonna have pizza"
"here’s 20$ go have some fun"
"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"
"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"
(Source: cravings, via whoredinarygirl)