mutton dressed as lamb

18,Poland

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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beben-eleben:

Grown Brothers Recreate Childhood Photos

cravings:

"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"

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"we’re gonna have pizza"

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"here’s 20$ go have some fun"

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"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"

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"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"

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slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

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